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Miscellaneous Agenda Items

Weekly Check-In Meeting

2023-02-30

Attendees

Agenda

  1. Introductions
  2. Hallway access for new employees
  3. Missing ceiling
  4. Door expansion
  5. Approval to grant approval for approval grants
  6. Free comment period

Minutes

Introductions

  1. Bill proposes a resolution to skip introductions today.
    1. Vote: Yay (4), nay (0), ineligible (1).
    2. Resolution passed unanimously.

Hallway access for new employees

  1. Dr. Khosla proposes a resolution to do introductions today.
    1. Vote: Yay (0), nay (4), ineligible (1).
    2. Dr. Khosla is reminded that humans are not typically granted the privilege of proposals, citing the most recently rejected proposal.
  2. Currently awaiting a response from the Access Department.
  3. Jess last contacted the Access Department 6 weeks ago.
    1. Carly asks to follow up on hallway access.
    2. The Access Department has requested not be contacted between the months of June and May.
  4. Entering the meeting room through the window is not sustainable.

Missing ceiling

  1. A new ceiling replacement is expected to arrive in five hours.
  2. Previous faulty ceiling replacements are presented in the southwest corner of the room.
  3. Jerry suggests unfolding the collapsible ceiling before attempting installation.
    1. There are safety concerns (there are scary symbols on the packaging).
  4. Carly enjoys the view of the sky above.

Door expansion

  1. Context: A rod must be installed in room 2124B. However, the rod is too wide to fit through its entranceway. Refer to Diagram 1.1.
  2. Dr. Khosla suggests rotating the rod.
  3. Bill counters that the rod will not fit through the door in its vertical orientation either, as the bar is 4m long but the door is 3m tall.
  4. The Funding Department is offering $3 funding for the door expansion project.
  5. Carly proposes the accept the offer.
    1. Vote: Yay (3), nay (1), ineligible (1).
    2. Bill thinks $4 may be needed to support the 4-meter length of the rod.
  6. Carly proposes to request another $4.
    1. Vote: Yay (4), nay (0), ineligible (1).
    2. Dr. Khosla believes only an additional dollar is needed.
    3. Dr. Khosla is told that 1 is less than 4.
  7. A bell tolls. KHOSLA MUST ATONE FOR HIS SINS.

Unfinished business: beef with Khosla

  1. Dr. Khosla has been charged with possession of beef during the last meeting.
  2. Dr. Khosla apologizes.
  3. Dr. Khosla is forgiven.

Approval to grant approval for approval grants

  1. Approval must be approved to grant approval to approval grants granting approval, but to approve approval, the approving party must be granted approval granting rights.
  2. Jess is confused and proposes to move the topic to the next meeting.
    1. Vote: Yay (0), nay (4), ineligible (1).

Free comment period

  1. Dr. Khosla would like to speak.
    1. Vote: Yay (0), nay (4), ineligible (1).
    2. The free comment period is over.

Diagrams

A diagram detailing the specific dimensions of the current doorway, the proposed expanded doorway, and the rod.

Fig. 1.1. The door expansion project proposal.

Recordings